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Arena: Place
where humans can take the fun out of forward motion.
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Bit: Means by
which a rider's every motion is transmitted to the sensitive tissues
of the mouth.
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Bucking: counter-irritant
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Crossties: Gymnastic
apparatus.
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Dressage: Process by which some riders can eventually be
taught to respect the bit.
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Fence: Barrier that protects good grazing.
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Grain: Sole virtue of domestication.
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Hitching rail: Means by which to
test one's strength.
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Horse trailer: Mobile cave bear den.
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Hotwalker:
The lesser of two evils.
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Jump: An opportunity for self-expression.
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Latch: Type of puzzle.
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Longeing: Procedure for keeping a prospective
rider at bay.
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Owner: Human assigned responsibility for one's feeding.
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Rider: Owner overstepping its bounds.
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Farrier: Disposable surrogate
owner; useful for acting out aggression without compromising food
supply.
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Trainer: Owner with mob connections.
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Veterinarian: Flightless
albino vulture