When you're tense, let me
teach you that there are lions in the woods, and we need to leave. NOW!!
When you're short tempered, let me teach you how to slog around the
pasture for an hour before you catch me.
When you're short-sighted, let
me teach you to figure out where, exactly, in 40 acres I'm hiding.
you're quick to react, let me teach you that herbivores kick much faster
When you're worried, let me entertain you with my
When you feel superior, let me teach you that mostly,
you're the maid service.
When you're self-absorbed, let me teach you to
pay attention!! (I told you about those lions in the woods...)
you're arrogant, let me teach you what 1,200 pounds of yahoo-let's-go!
speed event horse can do when suitably inspired.
When you're lonely, let
me be your companion. Let's do lunch. Also breakfast, dinner, and snacks.
When you're tired, don't forget the 600 pounds of grain that needs to
When you're feeling financially secure, let me teach you
the meaning of "veterinary services, additional."
Can you suggest any more? If so, please e-mail
us and we'll add them to this list.
These lessons were passed to us
the original author. If they are someone's copyright, then we apologize but
they do appear on many websites, www.horses.co.uk
for example, where there are more amusing definitions
and there is more horsey humour.